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Re: Oilers

... This isn't your older brothers Edmonton Oilers. They're also not your father's (or granddad's) Edmonton Oilers. The modern-day Oil only lead the Sharks by one game (2-1) in the first round. Not quite time to declare McDavid, Draisaitl & Eberle (or even Lucic) the next Gretzky, Kurri & A...

Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oilers
Replies: 27
Views: 14766
Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:43 pm
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Re: Game 3: Mild @ St Louis Blues (Blues 2-0) 2:00

insideout wrote:... And before that it was vs. Chicago... Janney in OT, Balfour blows a gasket... great stuff.

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Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 3: Mild @ St Louis Blues (Blues 2-0) 2:00
Replies: 193
Views: 77593
Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:28 pm
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Re: Happy 5th birthday BNF!

Turk Sanderson wrote:Thanks for providing BNF and keeping it civilized...

If this is "civilized" then why has The Society for the Preservation and Advancement of the Harmonica put Blues News Forum on its "Ten Most Dangerous Sources of Spittle" list?

Forum: Support
Topic: Happy 5th birthday BNF!
Replies: 19
Views: 27148
Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:48 am
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Re: Game 2: Blues @ Wild - 7:00PM (Blues 1-0)

I had to scroll down a LONG way to get to the NHL.com sequence of Blues-Wild Game 2 highlight videos . Not that the " Bobby Carpenter, Denna Laing set for Boston Marathon " story isn't newsworthy, but if they had posted that one a few hours later the Blues highlights would've been on Page ...

Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 2: Blues @ Wild - 7:00PM (Blues 1-0)
Replies: 117
Views: 40957
Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:13 am
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote:Was Bill Cosby driving the SUV?

It was Al Cowlings. Those were OJ Simpson's BBQ chips. Nothing racist about that. Next story.

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
Replies: 7038
Views: 2501574
Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:33 am
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

What does his Individual Retirement Account have to do with potatoes?

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
Replies: 7038
Views: 2501574
Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:35 am
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

You ruined it for all the other hack comics!

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
Replies: 7038
Views: 2501574
Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:33 am
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Re: Other games tonight

T.C. wrote:
BluesSK wrote:Every time I hear the name Rickard Rakell it reminds me of Rochelle Rochelle, a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
i was going to see that, but i got into checkmate instead. when the naysayers nay, you gotta pick up the pace.

"Prognosis ... NEGATIVE"

Forum: Hockey
Topic: Other games tonight
Replies: 297
Views: 132060
Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:30 am
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Re: What I like about Milbury

"What I like about Milbury ..."

His knowledge of hockey? His charming style? His haircut?

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Forum: Hockey
Topic: What I like about Milbury
Replies: 17
Views: 11149
Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:42 pm
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Re: GDT: Blues vs Wild Playoffs Game One 8:30PM

That has to be the best goalie playoff performance in Blues history, doesn't it? He'll have to do that 4 times in this series to top Glen Hall's performance in the 1967-68 Finals. The Blues lost 4 straight games (ALL lost by only 1 goal). And Hall won the Conn Smythe for a SWEPT team. He must have ...

Forum: Hockey
Topic: GDT: Blues vs Wild Playoffs Game One 8:30PM
Replies: 257
Views: 99987
Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:17 am
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Re: STL PD

I got kicked out at the same time, and hadn't even posted in that thread. It was the BTF equivalent of ethnic cleansing ... "Everyone stack their clothes neatly next to that exit door over there, and walk down the long hallway until you see another door with 'Blues News Forum' on a sign. Close...

Forum: Hockey
Topic: STL PD
Replies: 34
Views: 19766
Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:29 am
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Re: Coaching Carousel Thread

Dave's a mess wrote:... Doug Weight has interim tag removed and is long term Head Coach for the Islanders. ...

No such thing in the NHL.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: Coaching Carousel Thread
Replies: 31
Views: 16857
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:58 am
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I mashed in the Cosby spider with my a joke about how beating up a Chinese person is different in real life than in movies....and it worked. Next time you should "mash in" the story about the comic who was paid 50 bucks cash by each person in the audience. See if it's your material or you...

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
Replies: 7038
Views: 2501574
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:55 am
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Re: STL PD

One of their mods has been posting updates the last couple of days a/b intermittent access & log-in problems during some sort of software transition. Don't worry, the site will recover & the hate will continue.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: STL PD
Replies: 34
Views: 19766
Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:45 pm
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Re: The Wild-Blues pre-series discussion

Dread_Pirate_Westley wrote:Not to mention Sobi on the #1 PP unit. Lehtera on the #2.

1...2...3...4...5...6... Six more posts after you swore off post-season play. Wha'happened, did the Cardinals' poor play fail to fuel your spring sports fever?

Forum: Hockey
Topic: The Wild-Blues pre-series discussion
Replies: 38
Views: 20118
Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:01 pm
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote:
CaptSMRT wrote:Which is scarier, a spider with a gun, or a shark that looks like Bill Cosby?
A spider that looks like Bill Cosby.

Anything that looks like Bill Cosby. Just ask his victims.

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
Replies: 7038
Views: 2501574
Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:57 pm
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote:Spit on that giant cross, and some nyuk-nyuk will be feasting on your sweaty pancakes at the Effingham hoosekow.

So hoose kow would it be?

Forum: O.T.
Topic: How many Blues fans does it take?
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Views: 2501574
Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:25 pm
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Can't remember which joke, or can't remember which club?...or which motel? Or which bar where the "incidental contact" took place? The county prosecutor will want to know such details. HA...I think I did spit on someone in the front row. In Effingham, that'd be a sign of respect. Unless y...