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Oscar Pistorius was telling his GF a joke on her last day... Oscar: "My last GF told me she wanted me to give her a foot and make it hurt" Oscar: "So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face" Dead GF: "Oscar, you don't have any feet" Oscar: "OMFG!!!!!!" ...

Forum: O.T.
Topic: Little known historic facts
Replies: 69
Views: 78552
Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:53 am
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Re: Little known historic facts

Apparently Oscar Pistorius thinks that everyone that goes to a south african jail for 25 years comes out and becomes president.

Forum: O.T.
Topic: Little known historic facts
Replies: 69
Views: 78552
Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:51 am
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Re: Little known historic facts

When he goes to jail, Oscar Pistorius is going to be madder than a no legged man in an ass raping contest.

Forum: O.T.
Topic: Little known historic facts
Replies: 69
Views: 78552
Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:50 am
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Re: GDT: Blues vs Twats 6:30pm

This horseshit reminds me why i stopped watching hockey. Every time i watch a game it is decided by a horrible call. The nhl legitimately has the worst refs in all of professional/semi-pro/amateur/collegiate/intramural/recreational sports.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: GDT: Blues vs Twats 6:30pm
Replies: 8
Views: 14310
Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:07 pm
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Re: haiku

Oh, stan musial
He was a bad ass til he
Died and saw jesus

Forum: O.T.
Topic: haiku
Replies: 13
Views: 16251
Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:14 pm
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Re: what a man whats to do

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Forum: O.T.
Topic: what a man whats to do
Replies: 2
Views: 5726
Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:22 am
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haiku

my wife's tits were great
but after having our kids
they are just ok

Forum: O.T.
Topic: haiku
Replies: 13
Views: 16251
Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:10 pm
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perfectly good bathroom ruined by cripple

so at work the bathroom closest to my office is laid out badly. there are two stalls but one is a huge handicrapper and the other is tiny and is so close to the urinals that only republican congressmen are comfortable with how close it puts their feet to guys holding thier dicks. all was good and we...

Forum: O.T.
Topic: perfectly good bathroom ruined by cripple
Replies: 3
Views: 7462
Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:00 pm
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Sanscrit

Re: mmm, donuts.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

/hollywood

Forum: O.T.
Topic: mmm, donuts.
Replies: 4
Views: 8799
Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:51 pm
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Re: Just some cool damn videos

this is why i hope all of you old fucks like rowdy are carrying. The only thing more scary than a man with nothing to lose is an old fart with not a lot of years left to live.

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Forum: O.T.
Topic: Just some cool damn videos
Replies: 32
Views: 41503
Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:09 pm
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Re: One more reason not to pretend to be a leprechaun

oh, god... if you are ever memorializing someone or writing an obituary, please never describe the person prior to dying as "full of life." Thats like saying that prior to the drought my lawn was full of moisture.

Forum: O.T.
Topic: One more reason not to pretend to be a leprechaun
Replies: 2
Views: 6434
Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:17 am
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Re: I stepped into the plasma pool

CaptSMRT wrote:I got a push down and I couldn't help but go down. I have been doing this for 6 years....gay all my life....nothing can prepare you for giving head to your whole SATOP class.

hmmmm

Forum: O.T.
Topic: I stepped into the plasma pool
Replies: 2
Views: 5955
Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:41 am
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Re: Just some cool damn videos

[youtube][/youtube]

Forum: O.T.
Topic: Just some cool damn videos
Replies: 32
Views: 41503
Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:00 pm
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Re: OH TEH AWARDZ!!!!

A Ode Izzatewl wrote:Hitchcawk is the man!

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hmmm... that must be what this girl was talking about.

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Forum: Hockey
Topic: OH TEH AWARDZ!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 14227
Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:05 pm
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Re: Penguins open as Stanley Cup favorites for 2012-13

their odds are high because they traded for vokoun. fleury is fucking horrible. most overrated goalie in the league.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: Penguins open as Stanley Cup favorites for 2012-13
Replies: 4
Views: 9201
Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:47 pm
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Re: The Cup is in the house

Quick, add steve bernier to you ghoul pool. Suicides by hanging in an nhl locker room are like a triple word score.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: The Cup is in the house
Replies: 15
Views: 20512
Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:11 pm
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Re: GDT: Blues vs Kings 8pm CNBC

NHL refs are the biggest bunch of pussies in the NHL next to the sedin sisters. they gave oshie and richards each 2 for roughing because they know if they call it fighting they are obligated to give Richards the extra 2 for instigating and then another 2 for instigating with a visor on.

Forum: Hockey
Topic: GDT: Blues vs Kings 8pm CNBC
Replies: 8
Views: 13716
Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:33 pm
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Re: GDT: Blues vs Sharks 9PM CST FSMW/KMOX

Whats a nigga gotta do to get in on this game of grab ass?

Forum: Hockey
Topic: GDT: Blues vs Sharks 9PM CST FSMW/KMOX
Replies: 35
Views: 51011
Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:13 pm
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