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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

If you're contemplating huge incredibly strong turtle dicks and a shark with nice breasts, you passed up high a long time ago. If sharks had nice breasts everyone would live on the beach Japanese trawlers would net them by the thousands… they would cut their tits off and throw them back in the ocea...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

When you're high you notice things... like a human sized turtle wouldn't need num-chuks to fight crime because they can rip a man in half with their huge incredibly strong turtle dicks, or nobody would be afraid of a shark with nice breasts. These are called Highdeas. If you're contemplating huge i...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:02 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:15 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:43 am

4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch Day
The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified.
The Holy Ghost saw him and ratted him out.
Jesus was also the first minority put in jail for weed

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

4/20 is Christmas for people who smoke weed. They decorate their homes with light, and leave cookies and milk under their pot plants for Cheech and Chong. 4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch Day The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach chil...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach child...

Re: News and Games around the NHL

I agree, I got the Blues targeted in 3 or 4 years to be Cup ready. But Binner will be fine. You guys are insane... 3 to 4 years. I will bet you the Blues are in the playoffs next year as long as Binnington is healthy. Really? Or am I so right that I just blew your mind??????? How would I know if my...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:41 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:59 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pm

There's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
Maybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.
…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on you
Like I said, GOD is not benevolent.

Re: News and Games around the NHL

In my best general management voice, we are at least 3 to 4 years for even thinking about a cup run,so if the right offer comes in for Binnington I take it hands down. I doubt it'll come to fruition but ya he'd be gone. It's not like we're a player away,we're several players away from a serious run...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:26 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 pm

When he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.
Getting cucked by Bigfoot is an honor
There's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
Maybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.

Re: Blues 2023-2024 season thread

The Blues record vs. the bottom 5 teams in the league (as of right now): Anaheim 2-0 (one game left) Chicago 2-1 (one game left) Columbus 0-2 Arizona 2-2 San Jose 0-2-1 13 points out of a possible 28 (so far, with 4 more points on the table). We should have at least 20 of 28 points against the cell...

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