Does Jake from State Farm (or is it Flo from Progressive?) even know who Ghislaine Maxwell is?Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:27 amGhislaine Maxwell just got arrested.... Think I'll call my insurance agent and see if I can buy a policy on her.
CAUTION: That one will work far better on your Twitter feed than in your stand-up routine. Alternate spellings don't translate well to spoken verse.
1 USD = 1.36 CAD. U.S. players' wives' & GFs' shopping budgets for the win!Dave's a mess wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:57 am
Looks like the games fans won't be able to get into will be played in Canada. Exchange rate for the win!
But he went further in his early Star Fleet career than Scotty could've ever dreamed of advancing.
GOON was not nominated by The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards committee for "Worst On-Screen Male Hairstyle" (Burt Reynolds-Mystery, Alaska, 1999).
That's Brett Hull looking for the bottle of Scotch he left between the faceoff circles.Dave's a mess wrote: ↑Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:04 am
If you look closely in the picture on the bottom left, you'll see a player on the white team about 8 feet offsides waiting for a pass.
You mean, like, adding a few drops of water to your whiskey?
A bridge too far for you, is it?CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:22 amI love this kind of music....but it has a real spiritual journey feel.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:29 pmGood for the mind, body, and soul... your haints would probably like it too.
Silly old man. It won't be a drive-by, it'll be a traffic stop.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:45 pmGot someone that you don't like??? Send her a de-fund petition letter in their name, and wait for the news about the drive-by shooting.