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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after being crucified. The Holy Ghost saw him and ratted him out. Jesus was also the first minority put in jail for weed It was his own fault for not using a Govt. approved dispensary.... back then they fed ...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

4/20 is Christmas for people who smoke weed. They decorate their homes with light, and leave cookies and milk under their pot plants for Cheech and Chong. 4 / 20 = .2 which makes it National Snitch Day The first 4/20 was celebrated in April 33AD when Jesus smoked weed to help with his anxiety after...

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O.J.'s gonna have a drinking partner, once the paperwork is sorted out ... Yahoo!Sports: Yankees pitcher Fritz Peterson, infamous for trading wives with a teammate, dies at 82 Old Chinese proverb…. “Never trade wives with man who kill his wife first.” Funny, you didn't look Chinese to me. But while...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Waffles will steal your girlfriend. If a pancake married an egg... that egg would cheat with a waffle. The pancake would be home with the kids crying trying to pour syrup on them... and that egg would be out dripping her yolk on that waffle. A biscuit will fuck you, your girlfriend, and your egg… a...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

The government teaches children that money has no value to move everything to digital currency... digital currencybis electronic money... that electricty is used to power CERN to open the portal to dimension 72 where the Devil makes a form of Alphabet soup with mind control drugs used to teach chil...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:03 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:41 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:59 pm

Maybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.
…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on you
Like I said, GOD is not benevolent.
Obviously… He burned the hair off your noggin with his magnifying glass. You never should have done that set where you claimed to be God…

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:59 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:34 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:26 pm

Getting cucked by Bigfoot is an honor
There's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."
Maybe they will kill the midgets bed bug.
…. Or maybe they’ll form an alliance and gang-up on you

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:26 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:15 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:32 pm I live by one simple rule, starve a cold, and feed a Bigfoot.
When he starts banging your old lady, and drinking your beer... don't come crying to us.
Getting cucked by Bigfoot is an honor
There's an old Indian saying...
'You lay down with Bigfoot, you wake up with fleas."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I believe in GOD. How else do you explain gay guys who marry women? Some say GOD is benevolent, but he doesn't like me. Look what he did to my hair. Baldness isn't hereditary... it’s a form of rapture. GOD smited my sex life. I had hair. We all live in God’s ant farm… you just happen to be the ant ...

Re: GDT: Blues vs Sharks - 4/6 5:00

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:59 am
BlueinNy wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2024 8:37 pmI don't know what the odds were that a home player gets a hatty on free hat night ...
Sounds like a scam that Charlestown Chiefs' GM Joe McGrath would concoct: Give away the hats, then have the players gather them all from the ice to sell at the next home game.
“You can’t buy these in stores.”

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it. I don't think this woman was coherent enough to blow out a match. I think she gave my coat a bed bug. The woman told the first responders …”It is cra...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I didn't ask for any sexual favors. I did ask her where she hid her gold though. I have no clue what the going rate for a blow-job is, but it’s probably a lot more than that $6 Salvation Army Store coat that you traded her for it. I don't think this woman was coherent enough to blow out a match. I ...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

That part was really sad... the lady was crying and shaking, telling me she cant breath. All kidding aside... I would never turn my back on someone in distress. It is crazy on the streets... one day someone is putting a gun in your face and the next you are rescuing a midget. . Your so-called “good...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Earlier today, a woman(midget) was walking up the street and she turns to me crying she can't breath and she needs a ride, shivvering in the cold. I call 911... give her my coat and wait. It all lasted less than 15 mins and Im exhausted. Do you think GOD forgives hooker blow jobs for good deeds lik...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Unfortunately that is true When the Government buys up tons of cheese in order to subsidize the dairy industry, that's considered good government... when that same cheese is doled out to poor people, that's considered socialism. I went to Catholic summer camp... it was good cheese. The priest was e...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Whenever I saw someone in Hammer pants I got jealous... I knew I could never pull them off. Pull them off? 5’ ll get you 10, you couldn’t pull them on. Unfortunately that is true When the Government buys up tons of cheese in order to subsidize the dairy industry, that's considered good government.....

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