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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement. Not Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!! Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle. I hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic st...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that. The CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out. Look around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.

Re: Don Cherry

The guy doing the Columbus feed last night was awful. it was like he opened a brand new can of excitement, every time the Jackets touched the puck, even in their own end.. his sidekick wasn't bad, though.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Do you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people? Why do you ask? Are you planning to use "Douchebag" as your new stage name? You'd probably get a chuckle outta Paul with that one. Apparently Paul's hobby is going to comedy shows, sitting ...

Re: News and Games around the NHL

D.C. should just grab himself a couple cases of beer and head for the old ice-fishing hut and enjoy what's left of his life like any other grouchy old bastard would do...ain't that right JMC?

Re: Blues trade Fabbri

I don't wish him any failure... I'm just saying that he didn't fit Berube's style of play. Berube wants his players to pound the opposition at every opportunity... Fabbri can't do that.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

I think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators. Calvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings ... a few of them and you can shit through a screen door. You need fresh garlic...get some broth boiling...then ma...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Do you offer high colonics at a reduced rate with that thing? We got some outdated Ex-lax in the hidden storeroom. I think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators. Calvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings...

Re: Blues trade Fabbri

On March 19, 2019, de la Rose was sent to hospital with an accelerated heart beat. It was the second time during the season that he’d suffered such an episode. The previous event occurred during the 2018-19 NHL preseason while he was a member of the Montreal Canadiens. He was shut down for the rema...

Re: GDT Blues @ Wild 7pm cst

Anyone who thinks that people on BNF are overly critical of Jake should have caught the Minnesota feed from that game. They did everything but say that he doesn't even belong in the league at this point. What did they have to say about Dubnyk? The only reason we got two points in that game despite ...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

It was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-beings covered in "I ♥ Bubba" tats & wearing Bubba's boxers disappearing up their ass cracks waiting for The Cap'n in the parking lot. Bigfoot heads down 67 highway whenever he wants to get laid. It wasn't that anyone was m...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

The people were all nice...it was the damn cigg smoke that almost killed me. ALso....never do crowd work in a loud room unless you are working the whole crowd. It's all fun and games until you tell a lumberjack joke... It was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-bein...

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